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Mista Vee

“Strings and all other noisy things” Considers his guitars as women. Already have had many, still wants more. We keep his mic shut all the time. That's because of his Tourette's disorder. Wants no things placed on his amplifier. So he can put his beer up there.

Mr. Wonder

"He plays the keys, so shake your knees!" Came up with the band's name. But forgot the meaning. Once performed with a missing key, so he just sang that note. Enjoys his whisky pure. And from the bottle. Once invented a new chord. Sounded like a dial-up modem. Prefers a female audience at nudist gigs.

Mister Beatz

“Feel the beat, and move your feet" Sometimes plays wearing a kilt. Has a see thru drumkit. Starts his binge drinking mostly after the show. Women do the craziest things just to get his drumsticks (or his babies). He once forgot his sticks on stage and performed barehanded.

Funky D.

“Brings the groove that makes you move” Born in another century, he still proclaims free love. Being a pilot, he sometimes flies our plane on international tours. Main reason for his (often weird) behaviour is simply the presence of women. Set up a sponsor deal with a major brewery (too bad it's non-alcoholic).