VI.BE

No-one knows exactly where Major Me came from but specialists believe they have a base in Brussels.

Rumours abound. Some say they're army deserters turned arms dealers. Some think they still serve their old countries, working undercover with gangsters, art collectors and tennis coaches. Others think they just like dressing in khaki.

The truth is this:

Major Me are mad archivists who have built a machine to see the future. They built it with rock'n'roll - they dug up the ruins of blues, funk, and hip-hop and put them back together into a set of sonic prophecies.

These alt rock songs will one day save a small group of humans (and their pets) from a despotic world government, vicious terrorist insurgents, and an annoying pop-up advertising company. For this reason we must keep them safe.