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Well-known superstar Jean Claude Van Weatherman is a multi-talented entertainer and might just be the most eccentric cocktail-making-instructor-singer-dancer-superstar of the world. As a multi-lingual hero, Jean Claude Van Weatherman will make you dance in any possible language of the universe. Chiropractors all over the galaxy had a massive income gain whenever he passed through their town or city, mainly because his audience had danced their hips out of alignment.

Jean Claude Van Weatherman landed on this planet in the blessed year of 1984, the year Prince released Purple Rain. During this period he immediately started wearing a red leather jacket and jeans shorts. This is where the first tone was set, a C flat. In 1985 he started wearing sunglasses, which made him incognito even before he reached the age of two.

By the time Michael Jackson released Thriller, Jean Claude invented the hashtag #SUPERSTAR. This was actually before the concept of hashtags existed, and the iPhone hadn’t been invented yet. It was believed that there was some sort of wireless communication device that was used by truck drivers. This information might not be accurate, to be sure you better check Wikipedia.

In 2019 Jean Claude Van Weatherman did a pilgrimage from Mars to Venus where he saw the light, his time had come to follow in the footsteps of stars like Bruno Mars, Elivs Presley, Weird Al Yancovic, Johny Turbo and many others.