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Let’s say that Carl Perkins hooked up with Peter Pan Speedrock, and after a few months their beautiful baby girl, Sue, is born.

And a pretty, headstrong baby it is. We just don’t know which Peter Pan is the daddy, but as drummers always have the strongest seed…

Fast Forward a good 17 years, and our cute Sue goes to Graspop Metal Meeting.

As she wanders into the backstage area, Lemmy from Motörhead falls from stage with a Boner to Raise Hell…

Hypothetically speaking: what would THIS love child sound like? Well…