VI.BE

Pure Schweinenmetal!

Borod666 - Baconized, Tit Loving, Moshing & Double Baconized Crossover Thrash Riffage Soaked In A Subtle Whif Of Lukewarm Jägermeister+RedBull Bombs (ok, that last part is a lie: it ain't subtle, it's quite a bit more than just a 'whif' and usually we have to drink it after it had been nearly cooked in our smoking hot tour van)

As commercial music biz-whores and fucking posers have taken control of music (yes, including thrash, crossover, punk and hardcore), we decided to stay clear of all that bullshit and keep our music pure, awesome, thrashing, more thrashing and awesome by NOT RECORDING OUR SONGS, like, ever. Through not recording our songs and playing our music live only, we can keep it true and honest as it allows us to focus only on what's important and why we really do this: thrash, mosh, beer, fun, bandanas, (smokin hot) ladies, bacon, jägermeister, thrash, flying V's, more thrash, and then some more thrash. O, and some more fun also. And some beer to, while you're at it. We pledged an allegiance to stay true to the initial values of the awesome scenes that brought us D.R.I., Suicidal Tendencies, No Mercy, Slayer (early), Metallica (up until No Life 'Till Leather, they went commercial after that), Exodus, Cryptic Slaughter, Beowülf, Uncle Slam, Excel, Toxic Shock, Sodom, Tankard, Death Angel, Sacred Reich, Thrash Or Die, Rumpelstiltskin Grinder, Warbringer, Municipal Waste, S.D.I., Hirax, Kreator, Drunk, Toxic Holocaust, Violator, Cryonics, Sarcasm,... Even though some of those bands haven't stayed true to themselves. No worries, it's our job to remind them of what this is actually all about. Fuck record sales, fuck luxurious tour busses, fuck high-prized hookers, fuck Rick Rubin, fuck Bob Rock too, fuck black albums, fuck Megadeth, fuck rehab, fuck high society festivals, fuck Bono, fuck making documentaries about how you once were awesome but now suck, fuck Lars, fuck record companies, fuck promo-dudes, fuck fuckers, fuck posers, fuck not having fun,... We're in this for the right reasons. If you're not, either die like a poser of take us as an example of how it should be. It's thrash, it's fun, it's awesome, you'll get drunk and even if you're ugly as fuck you'll be able to score chicks (unless you're the 2nd guitarist).

So it is written, so it shall be thrashed.